Sunday, March 14, 2010

SECRET SOCIETY BAIDURI M1-10-SYURGA

..dari RajaCopyPaste

SECRET SOCIETY BAIDURI M1-10-SYURGA
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SIAPA KAMI?


KETUA KAMI ADALAH LUCIFER


BRADER BAI ADALAH HERO KAMI
-beliau juga aktif dalam perniagaan


ANUAR ZAIN MERUPAKAN IDOLA KAMI


SALAH SEORANG DARI KAMI ADALAH GAY
-hint: Lucifer


KAMI SUKA AYAM. SUKA2 SANGAT
-lagi best klau ayam UniSel


NAJIB BUKAN PILIHAN KAMI
-bukan kerana Altantuya


ANWAY JUGA BUKAN PILIHAN KAMI
-bukan kerana Saiful Bukhari


SAMY VELLU LAGILAH BUKAN PILIHAN KAMI
-mungkin kerana tol


2 ORANG DARIPADA KAMI TELAH MENJEJAKKAN KAKI DI SINI


SALAH SEORANG DARI KAMI SANGAT MULIA
-dimata keluarganya, kekasihnya dan rakan2nya


*WEST SIDE*

Friday, March 12, 2010

PROOF THAT I'M NOT RICH



If you see advertisements, please click it, so that I can buy a new harddisk and make new crap.

Thanks

Thursday, March 11, 2010

FACTS ABOUT YOUR FARTS


click the image for viewing pleasure

Facts About Your Farts


Nice eh?

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

THE EVOLUTION OF MANKIND


Yes, it suck. Got many work to do.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Sepetang Bersama Floy

TT: Tukang Tanya
FH: Floy Hebat

TT: Assalammualaikum saya ucapkan kepada Encik Floy..
FH: Hebat, jangan lupa perkataan Hebat..
TT: Err..yeah yeah..jadi apa khabar En. Floy?
FH: Hebat!
TT: Ok2..apa khabar En Floy Hebat?
FH: Saya bukannya hebat sangat pon..panggil sahaja saya Floy.
TT: Douche bag betul la En. Floy ni.
FH: Douce bag? Ape tu?
TT: Oh, douche bag maknanya orang hensem.
FH: Oh ye ke..hahaha..betul la tu kot.
TT: Yeah2..what a moron. So anyway, apa projek terbaru En. FLoy?
FH: Saya sekarang semakin bz dengan test dan quiz dan assignments. Maklum lah, sejak
menjadi student ni, sibuk je memanjang. Student life la bak kata mat saleh.
TT: Hm2..betul tu. En. Floy belajar di mana dan mengambil jurusan apa?
FH: Saya berlajar di UiTM shah alam, mengambil Degree in Computer Science
(Multimedia). Sekarang part 4.
TT: Uitm Shah Alam? Kat mana tu ye?
FH: Di shah alam. Klau awak masuk situ dan nampak populasi Melayu 99%, dah betul la
tu awak di Uitm shah alam.
TT: Oh ok. Jadi soalan seterusnya. En. Floy ni gay ke?
FH: Soalan apa tu? Awak ni takde etika ke?
TT: Tapi saya ada bukti.
FH: Huh..err...err..bukti apa? Tunjukkan klau betul!

TT mengambil laptopnya dan menunjukkan sebuah file .jpg kepada FH.

TT: Jadi macam mana sekarang? Bukti depan mata.
FH: We end here.

FH pon melangkah pergi meninggalkan TT selepas menghancurkan laptop TT.

Thursday, March 4, 2010

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Wednesday, March 3, 2010

NEW T-SHIRT! LIMITED EDITION!

Hello folks!

I'm from TakBetulPunyaKeje Sdn. Bhd. and today i would like to introduce you guys (and girls) some t-shirt that my company made.

Its a limited edition t-shirt. Only 5 shirts were printed for each type in a year. And we only produce this t-shirt this year. Only this year! No other years.

So what are you waiting for? Contact me to get this awesome and limited edition t-shirt.

*suitable for both boys and girls.
*each t-shirt cost RM 500 including shipment.


TYPE 1


TYPE 2


TYPE 3


TYPE 4


TYPE 5


credit: baddoguk.com for the t-shirt picture.

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"Find a girlfriend, and you will know who you really are"
-Datin Sri Paduka Jijah