REZEKI ADA DI MANA-MANA

pic credit: deviantart..i think

Semalam
Tengahari makan nasi berlauk
dengan teh o' ais

Malamnya
hanya makan roti ban sahaja
dan Nescafe 3 in 1
Alhamdudillah
Ada jugak makanan untuk mengalas perut

pukul 2 pagi
dapat panggilan dari member
"Aku ada makanan untuk kau"

Alhamdudillah
Allah Maha Pemurah
rezeki semuanya datang dari Allah S.W.T.
bersyukur dengan apa yang anda dapat
nescaya Allah S.W.T. akan membalas kesyukuran anda itu

I never expect I will get that free food
Rezeki

p/s
thanks beb
lepas ni aku nak pizza pulak
kekekeke

GAY

Some people asked me..

"Dude, are you gay?"

And most of the time I answered..

"Yes, you got a problem with that?"

The truth is, I am not gay. Serious-fuckin'-ly! I am not gay. I have no idea why these people asked me this kind of question.

Let's see..

Have you ever watched gay porn?
Hell no. I can't find reasons why I should watch that thing.

Have you ever in love with a man
Urm..no..

What will you do if a guy ask you to have sex with him?
How about no? Oh, let me think again...ermmm..NO!

Do you find Twilight is a good movie?
Urm..I would say yes..Its a good movie actually..I don't know why some people hate that movie.

Ok, that's GAY.

I WILL SEE YOU AGAIN..

Live is short
Don't enjoy it too much
Remember who create you
Why you were created

And I will see you again
In the afterlife maybe

Send my regards to your friends

Assalammualaikum

THE MATRIX: MORPHEUS SOMETIMES CAN BE AN ASSHOLE

by Malek







movie credit: The Matrix

DADA

A:
"Man, aku dah tak sanggup hidup kat dunia ni lagi.."

B:
"Apasal wei?? Talk to me weh..ade masalah besar ke?"

A:
"Sangat2 besar masalah ku.."

B:
"Cerita kan lah wahai teman. Kalau aku boleh bantu, aku bantu"

A:
"Aish..aku dah tak sanggup dah..aku dah tak sanggup"

B:
"Kenapa?"

A:
"Aku pandang kiri, nampak dada...aku pandang kanan, nampak dada, aku pandang atas, nampak dada, aku pandang bawah, benjol dahi ku"

B:
"Memang besar masalah ko..aku pon tak tau nak buat ape.."


source

p/s...penulis juga kadang2 terpaksa melihat dada

SHORT UPDATE

My friend asked me..

"Weh, awat dalam blog hang ni banyak post pasal ganja? Hang duk obses menatang tu awat?"

Tengok2 balik, memang betul apa yang beliau cakap. Kebanyakkan entry ku berkisarkan tentang ganja.

Adakah aku obses dengan ganja?

Obses?

Adakah aku obses dengan benda haram ni?

OH FUCKIN' TIDAK!!

LESSON IN LIFE: TRUE FRIEND

I USE THE WORD GANJA DOESN'T MEAN I REALLY 'USE' IT

A friend of mine asked me..

A:
"Oi Floy, you take ganja eh?"

B:
"Hah..what the...why did u say that? Fitnah siau!"

A:
"Haiye..your headline "much more better than ganja", that somehow shows that u did took it...am i right? Don't tipu2 la wei..we all human make mistake what"

B:
"Aiye..that headline doesnt mean anything la wei...just words..you know? wordsss! Just playing around ma"

A:
"Eih..what about your Ganja Quiz, sure u took it (ganja) aight? If not, how can you make those questions..aight? aight? Confess la wei.."

B:
"Haiye...I use Google la..can search anything about ganja la..haiye.."

A:
"Oh..ok..hihihi...duibuqi (sorry in mandarin, correct me if i'm wrong)...dont know la siau..kekek...eh...can borrow RM 10 tak?"

B:
"Haiyeee..."

CERITA SWEET (1)

Menurut dunia komputer, Binary dan Polynomial merupakan dua dunia yang berlainan. Kedua-dua benda ini tidak boleh bersatu. Jika hendak bersatu, salah satu terpaksa mengalah, samada Binary tukar jadi Polynomial, atau Polynomial tukar jadi Binary.

Apabila dah sama, barulah kedua-duanya boleh bersatu.

Tersebut al kisah, Binary suka Polynomial. Polynomial pula tak tahu yang Binary suka beliau. Mereka menjalankan kehidupan seharian seperti.

Suatu hari, mereka lepak bersama rakan-rakan mereka. Polynomial bercerita, dia tak suka lelaki macam ini macam itu. Binary terasa, kerana ciri-ciri yang dinyatakan oleh Polynomial ada dalam diri dia(Binary).

Binary bertekad, dia ingin mengubah diri dia menjadi Polynomial, dalam erti kata lain, mengubah sifat-sifat yang ada dalam diri dia kepada sesuatu yang Polynomial suka.

Kini Binary sedang berubah, cuma tidak diketahui samada Polynomial sanggup menerima cinta dia atau tidak.



Dan tiba-tiba Html berkata...
"GELI KETIAK AKU LA WOIIII~~!!!"

QUESTION 1: WHY NO UPDATE SIAU!!!

A:
"Floy, why there's no update aa? Lazy la you. How want to work if you do like this?? Hiayyeeee"

Floy:
"Very busy la wei..got many work to do..plus, I got a new project, just for you guys"

A:
"Aiye..really arr? Tell me la..haiye..like this want to keep secret..very siau aar!"

Floy:
"Umm..cannot siau"

A:
"Aiye..dont be like this ma..camon la..we've been friend like what? 3 years liau!"

Floy:
"Haiyee...ok la ok la..I just give you a preview..can ar?"

A:
"Can2..like this la brother..very 1 Mlaysia you know..keke"

Floy:
"Hah...yeah right...anyway, I give you.......TADAAAA~~!!"




A:
"WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII....VERY SIAU AR!!!"

COMING SOON, SEBUAH PROJEK FLASH YANG BAKAL MENGGELIKAN KETIAK ANDA SAMPAI GUGUR BULU KETIAK ANDA!

HOW TO USE FACEBOOK (1)

We all know, Facebook is like the awesome, wait, the most awesome thing that ever happen in human life (take that Darwin)! A day without Facebook is like a day without oxygen. Facebook explains everything that happens in our life. How earth works, Facebook will explain it. How our body system works? Facebook will PWND you!

But how many of you know how to use Facebook, efficiently and effectively? So today, lets us look on how to use Facebook, adding friend (s). Enjoy!

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